May 2012
43 posts
“Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, “Is life a multiple choice test or is...”
– Charles M. Schulz (via selfinspiration)
“Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses...”
– Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar (via derbosewolf)
“I guess it’s a comfort, perhaps a sense of self control, doing worse damage to...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via modernmethadone, phoenizx)
“Many people still confuse ‘attachment’ with ‘love.’ Attachments are about fear...”
– Yasmin Mogahed (via modernmethadone)
WHY WHY WHY
WHY do I reeeeeally like & reblog mostly:
ROSES (or flowers)
the sea
universe/galaxy
sky (with birds….)
BUNNIES
Lightsssss
nice places..
yacht..
libraries/books
Hahahaha Y I NO get bored of them???
New post: Sister's 21st! →
My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
April 2012
42 posts
